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Hi, I am the sloth lord and I like my tree. 

Oh, hello, I am the lord of the sloths. Instead of referring to this as a website, I like to think of it as my tree. This is a picture of me:

 

Everyone has a piece of sloth spirit somewhere... Ok, so as you know, this is my tree and like most trees it is very cosy.

 

I have honestly played LOADS of video games or at least tried them out. My favourite game series is The Legend of Zelda which I have played, let's think, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, yeah I think I have played seven but the point is I have played a lot of them. I have even written a two-hundred and something page book about it!!!!

 

Soon, you will find out that my favourite number is four. Oh, look, just then, I used four exclamation marks and I am just about to use four here, look!!!! The best Zelda (in my opinion) is The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past because: there are lots of puzzles to solve; you get to fight random stuff; and there are two worlds!!!! (not one in the present and one in the past though, I'm not sure why it has that name).

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