The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild-Quarantine special

Oh no! I have got Cozeldavirus 19! To be honest, Cozeldavirus 19 doesn't sound to bad, and what I am about to write will make it even better! Today, I have written a Coronavirus (or Cozeldavirus) special edition! I have good news and good news. Which one do you to hear first? Good news, great choice. The good news is there is a Hyrule Health Service (HHS)! If you like hyrule herbs (or if you don't), you will LOVE the HHS. Now it is time for the good news: I have a list of things to help you stay safe in quarantine while playing Zelda! Here is my list:

1) Dodge out of the way of people.

2) Stay inside your house for a day.

3) Keep a record of the death toll (of monsters) in different regions.

4) Lock on to someone and talk to them from two metres away.

5) After yo touch things, go to Thundra plateau and wash your hands in the rain!